I have to be honest, and quite frankly blasphemous, but you are looking at slight scrooge here. I know, it's terribly sad. Not for me, but yes, for the majority of Washingtonians who are crazy for Christmas. Cutting down a tree? Why? They are supposed to be outside. Decorating cookies? More like preparing for a gut bomb and heartburn from eating all the raw dough. Anyways - this isn't about me. This is about all of you Christmas loving boys and gals.